I want to play poker against human beings again and I want there to be a prize because I feel like there being real prizes makes a lot of difference in how people play
so I’m gonna try an experiment
next saturday (july 19th 2014) from 2PM-5PM pacific time (5PM-8PM eastern) I will host an online game of poker using this program which supposedly works for every major OS. at the end of the game (which may be after 3 hours but will probably be earlier) whoever finished #1 will get a $20 giftcard to their favorite pizzeria or grocery store, and whoever finished #2 will get a $10 giftcard.
there will be nine slots available because I don’t think the program supports any more than that. people I know personally get first dibs but aside from that the slots will be first come first serve. there is no charge to enter; as the title implies, it’s a freeroll. if you want in send me an ask to claim your seat (I will try to reply to these so that you can tell the difference between “no more seats” and “tumblr ate the ask”).
<b>old guy:</b> *is having a cigarette and walking towards the crosswalk to enter a grocery store*<p><b>car guy:</b> *drives up the the crosswalk and stops for pedestrians*<p><b>old guy:</b> *hasnt finished cigarette yet and is takin it easy and waves for car guy to go ahead*<p><b>car guy:</b> *NEEDS to stop for pedestrian, waves for old guy to go*<p><b>old guy:</b> *does not want to go yet, waves more aggressively for car guy to go*<p><b>car guy:</b> *refuses to go, waves at old guy yet again*<p><b>old guy:</b> *finishes cigarette but will not give in to another mans will, puts hands in pockets and stands firm*<p><b>car guy:</b> *puts car in park and lights a cigarette of his own*<p><b>old guy:</b> *straight up walks the fuck away like he doesnt even want to go the grocery store anymore*<p><b>car guy:</b> *drives away, defeated and emasculated*<p>